Closers need nicknames. I don't think that is disputable. And Alfredo Simon, since he's taken the job and run with it in the last few weeks, is no different. Daniel Moroz of camdencrazies.com has coined a fun one: Shutdown Sauce. There's just one thing missing: t-shirts! A colleague and I took the liberty of mocking a few up yesterday.
First up, the traditional baseball shirt look, complete with "Alfredo" in Orioles-esque lettering and "Shutdown Sauce 55" on the back (name and number the same for all).